twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via 8kate)




acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

(via nopresentlikethetime)


canadican:

rider-waite:

lauramain-sherlolly:

dudeufugly:

wivalamine:

shahlalalalala:

earthlyscum:

can someone bring capes back into fashion

when the fuck did they even go out of fashion

Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion

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The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it

reminder that stratogale was in high school when she got sucked into the airplane propeller and died

do you ever just think edna sat in the back of the funeral in the little hometown church
the sound of sniffling and crying surrounding her
wearing a floor-length black dress and a black veil to hide her puffy eyes as she takes out her sketchbook and starts ripping all her design ideas for costumes out
whispering “no capes. no capes. no capes.” over and over, knowing that it was her fault a high school student died a horrific, painful death to the point where they can’t have a body to bury

WHAT

WHY WOULD YOU

WHY WOULD YOU

WHY

(via chalkboardwallfeelings)


setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

(via threebroomstickss)


twinkerchief:

coochiepebble:

pulmoes:

j6:

pulmoes:

don’t you hate when you go to the public washroom and then you sit in the toilet and your penis touches the water

sit on my face and let your penis touch the inside of my mouth

the public toilet water has less diseases 

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OMG THE SHADDDDEEEE

(via suckonmynick)


me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
me the second i get home: nah

(via suckonmynick)


zooeydeschannoying:

what i thought eating ass would be like

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what eating ass is actually like

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(via a-little-insane)


iibrett:




THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG

AHMAHGOD
i will forever love this


THIS IS THE BEST SELECTION OF GIF’S I HAVE EVER SEEN.

iibrett:

THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG
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AHMAHGOD
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i will forever love this

THIS IS THE BEST SELECTION OF GIF’S I HAVE EVER SEEN.

(via runningatadifferentspeed)


I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via chalkboardwallfeelings)


snowy-town:

basically…

snowy-town:

basically…


icy-brunette:

analish:

do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

(via terroristattackonimagination)