seedy:

white girls

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nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

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dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

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tyrabankruptcy:

yogaboi:

k-popvevo:

That one time Tom Daley worked as a male escort…

That “one time”? please we all know his boyfriend pays him an allowance

Omg

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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

image

Both reactions work

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third-personomniscient:

nothinbutmaggotybread:

when i see a cute boy

image

I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded

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teslaarmor:

Me: Joins tumblr for fun

Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

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starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

(via smile-sunshine-)


nonomella:

froggybangbang:

nonomella:

My boyfriend doesn’t have furniture in his house just a giant bean bag and a futon A+ life choices

are you really really tiny or is that the most perfect bean bag ever?

I am 5’9”
it is a gigantic 8ft bean bag

nonomella:

froggybangbang:

nonomella:

My boyfriend doesn’t have furniture in his house just a giant bean bag and a futon A+ life choices

are you really really tiny or is that the most perfect bean bag ever?

I am 5’9”

it is a gigantic 8ft bean bag

(via chalkboardwallfeelings)


whenyourastranger:

alexxfloressx3:

metamorphose-me:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

ceallaig1:

wessasaurus-rex:

sullibration:

favorite ones

It’s all so very true 

Everyone who has ever worked in the service sector will get all of these

Fucking died at the alarm and scrapbook of hate ones! Oh my fuck!

I wanted none, and I got you.

"you can keep the change"
YAYY A PENNY!!

This breh !!!

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Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers (x)

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