| friend: | you should've come with us! |
|---|---|
| me: | an invitation might have helped |
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
(via date)
Let's get one thing straight, I'm not.
19 years old. Tasmania. British comedy is the greatest invention in the world. I am probably the most sarcastic and cynical person you would ever have the misfortune to meet
(via screwpropriety)
when you’re eavesdropping on a conversation and you accidentally laugh
(via a-little-insane)
| facebook: | someone added a photo of you |
|---|---|
| me: | fuck |
(via nopresentlikethetime)
i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet
like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again
but then they respond and it’s like i come running in HI HI HOW WAS YOUR DAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK I LOVE YOU
MOTHER OF DICK TRACY ACCURATE
(via 8kate)
I have bullshitted my way through two decades of life
(via airfierce)
How Ellen helped Portia find strength
I hope I find an ellen in life.
(via a-little-insane)
when you’re texting a cute boy and they suddenly stop responding
cute boys won’t even text me to begin with
(via skinnygaykid)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
that’s it. we’ve found it. the motto of the internet
(via a-little-insane)
By the way, I’m single
(via airfierce)
